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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

Mind. Blown.

Shitty photo cos Tony was out and I had to use the self timer, but this was my Maverick costume.Laura had the best hair and Warby was like a proper 80’s Dad. Rocky had said he was going to Tina’s for her to dress him up so it was absolutely no surprise when he came as Sid Vicious because she’s always going “doesn’t Rocky look like Sid Vicious?!!” errrr… no? but his costume was really good though. Tonys Dad bought me drinks all night so I didn’t spend a penny and I was pretty drunk.

05.19.13 @ 19:305

Anonymous asked:

as if you just said pakki. I'm disgusted.

well don’t take offense. clearly from the context you can see that i said it in a colloquial term rather than in a derogatory way. anyone who knows me know that i am not a racist. yes i may not be politcally correct at times but i would never discriminate against race.

yet why is it acceptable to call a british person a brit but not a pakistani a pakki?

Just found a photo of myself with the owner of the pakki shop taken at 7am yesterday morning. Clearly I was still mortal.

Just wasted £15 on these as well and there won’t even be anyone in when they get delivered

05.16.13 @ 14:481

So thirsty right now. I need a diet coke really bad.

Funeral then party tomorrow. My costume is being delivered today then my shoes are being delivered tomorrow. Big waste of money but hopefully it’ll look decent.

05.16.13 @ 13:4326451

me shopping:

when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease paypal me £10 so I can get my costume for Friday

I have that mug on the right. I’ve had it for years. How weird is that. I wonder where it’s from.

05.14.13 @ 20:178893

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